I am not talking about paying Jimmy $10 to mow your lawn, nor am I talking about getting a gardener to take care of your garden for you. While these are things you can utilize during busy times and moments when you are out of town for a long time, a real man should always be the keeper of his grounds. But there are moments in time when you will need to call on backup when uninvited guests decide to live in your lawn, pests, and rodents who intrude upon your territory and claims it as their own. They will need to be dealt with, and though all life is precious, they have chosen their path, which is their end.
This is something I consider only professionals should do, as they know how to give them a painless death. Searching for one would be your only task here, as you have to find the proper Pest Control Company Lakewood to do the job. Though as a man you are more than capable of doing the job, as someone who keeps their land full of life, it would be of bad taste.
So when the time comes, and you must call upon the expertise of exterminators, just show them the way to their target. When the job is done, and the bags of your deceased adversary are being carried off, take off your hat and bow your head. They fought to live, yet fell on your land which they sought to take, but such is life.